That Guy with the Coasters

The coasters with the most...ers... God that tagline sucks.

This is me.  That Guy, ridiculous beard and everything.

This is me. That Guy, ridiculous beard and everything.

My beautiful wife and kids.  If you’ve seen us in our natural habitat at a con, we’re probably tired and yelling at each other.

My beautiful wife and kids. If you’ve seen us in our natural habitat at a con, we’re probably tired and yelling at each other.

LAAANNAAAA!!! WHAT??!! Danger zone!!!

LAAANNAAAA!!!
WHAT??!!
Danger zone!!!

With a bachelor’s degree in entomology and a Master’s in science education, Roman (That Guy with the Coasters) is the living embodiment of the American dream where you study hard, go to college, incur a massive amount of debt, get a job in a field completely unrelated to your degree (banking of all things), and decide to start a business selling handmade nerd decor. You know, the usual.
— Me

The Story

I’ll try to make this short. I used to do theme rooms (like nurseries, man caves, etc), and a good friend suggested I do a small craft show to showcase my “skills.” I made some large refrigerator magnets, and my wife says to me, she says “Oh, nice coasters!” and I says to her, I says “No one’s gonna think they’re coasters, they’re made of wood!” Well, wouldn’t you know, everyone at the craft show asked about the coasters, proving me a fool. The rest is history.

Style & Quality

I like a nice, minimalist approach, when possible. As far as the quality, you’ll be hard pressed to find better coasters. It takes a lot more confidence than I have to say something like that, which is why I paid someone to write this part for me. Hope I got my money’s worth.

100% Handmade

Well, mostly. I do have a precision cutter and a photo printer to help with the vinyl part, but I paint the tiles, layer the vinyl decals, and seal them with epoxy all by hand, the way nature intended.